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Regurge: Red Velvet Cupcakes from Sugar Sweet Sunshine

I used to live about 2 blocks from Sugar Sweet Sunshine, which was simultaneously glorious and dangerous. On my way home from the F train, sometimes I’d pop in for a racially homogenous white icing-on-white pastry cupcake (aka the “sunshine” according to the bakery’s official menu). The cake part isn’t as moist as Magnolia or Billy’s Bakery, but the super sweet, slightly gritty icing (my favorite part) makes Sugar Sweet Sunshine’s cupcakes a fierce rival of the aforementioned cupcake mills. And Sugar Sweet’s price always decided the competition for me — a cupcake is (or was) $1.50, while I believe the other two go for $2.50 or more a pop.
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NY Mag Restaurant Listings

My New York Magazine freelance pieces have finally been posted on their website! Read all about Shanghai Cafe and The Soup Spot.

Splurge: Bourbon-Nutella Milkshakes at Brooklyn Bowl

These milkshakes are good. So good that a mere whiff of their deep chocolatey fragrance, rather than the usual required nipple show-and-tell, scored me a shiny set of Mardi Gras beads off some babbling, drunken rube within 5 seconds. So good that they (nearly) alleviated the pain and embarrassment of wiping out twice on an ice-covered Bedford Avenue in front of bang-twirling hipsters.
My roommate Caitlin needed a partner-in-crime to escort her to Brooklyn Bowl last Tuesday, where she was covering a show for her music blog. As soon as I heard about said bourbon-nutella milkshakes, I knew I was the girl for the job. Apparently you’re not supposed to order these $13 suckers at the bar, but the bartender made a little exception for us (perhaps she caught a glimpse of the gravel permanently stuck in my palm from the falls and felt sorry for us).
These were even more incredible than I thought they would be. The bourbon worked perfectly in the drink — it was definitely discernible and added an almost coconutty flavor rather than a bitter one. The shakes tasted like rich brownie batter infused with tiny but crispy flecks of hazelnut. I think drinking more than one of these in a night would send you into a diabetic coma, so I’d resist the urge to order two (though you’ll most certainly be tempted to do so).

Not All They’re Cracked Up to Be: Pierogies from Greenpoint’s Lomzynianka



Maybe I should have gotten ‘em fried like Robyn did, but these doughy little specimen just didn’t make the splurge cut for me. Two of my coworkers and I went to Greenpoint’s most highly rated Polish establishment, Lomzynianka (don’t ask me to verbally pronounce that for you), last Monday night for pierogies. The restaurant’s cozy and quiet interior is embellished with exposed brick, streamers (either there’s some Polish holiday I don’t know about or the owners are just festive year round), and protruding moose heads. “You feel like you’re eating dinner at someone’s house,” my coworker Angie astutely observed.

The 3 of us ordered the 3 different stuffing options (well, there’s also farmer’s cheese, but that didn’t really sound appetizing to any of us): Angie had sauer kraut and mushroom, Jessica got the meat, and I ordered potato and cheese. We all traded pierogi for pierogi like an elementary school lunch room. Except thank God there were no Capri Suns. I still don’t understand how to poke the damn straw in that unaccommodating little hole. (That’s what he said?)
potato and cheese pierogies
sauer kraut and mushroom pierogies
meat pierogies
Each pierogi was tasty enough — super thick and chewy dough encasements garnished haphazardly with caramelized onions and a dollop of sour cream — but the stuffed interiors weren’t all that flavorful. The sauer kraut and mushroom was a little too sweet for me, and the potato and cheese was comforting but not tangy enough. I think my favorite was the meat. It was soft and had the most flavor of the three contenders.
I definitely want to go back and try some of the dishes that my more knowledgeable Polish neighbors were ordering — the Polish plate, for one. It contains a sampling of pierogies, bigos, kielbasa, stuffed cabbage, and mashed potatoes. And it’s hella cheap — only about $6 for all that! Actually, that’s a huge plus at Lomzynianka. You can get pretty full for about $5 (that’s how much a plate of 7 or 8 pierogies costs).

Recipe Splurge: Giada’s Turkey Meatballs

I’ve recently come into the possession of several adult cooking appliances: one potato masher, crock pot, and Cuisinart Griddler. With the help of my two cookbooks, Rachael Ray’s Classic 30 Minute Meals (the one that features her in her obnoxious Yum-O! tee on the cover, shudder) and Giada DeLaurentiis’ EveryDay Pasta (the one whose photos expose her hefty bustline and mile-long cleavage in a revealing top….oh wait, that’s every Giada cookbook), I’ve been trying to up the cooking ante. And to add some recipes other than chili and pasta with butter or canned sauce to my repertoire.

Despite her cloying enthusiasm and chipper grin, Rachael Ray has let me down so far. The two recipes I sampled from her magazine, one saccharine stir fry and one lackluster pasta dish, yielded regurge-worthy results. Looks like Giada is more than just a big pair of meatballs…she knows how to make a set as succulent as the one that sit atop her heaving Italian chest. I’ve made the turkey meatballs from her Linguine with Turkey Meatballs and Quick Sauce recipe twice. They came out delicious and unique both times, though the second time the meatballs were juicier because I shortened the designated cooking time by nearly half. You should definitely try this one — not only is the ground turkey better for you than beef, but the pancetta, freshly grated romano cheese, and sundried tomatoes add salty flavor and moisture to the ordinarily dry, bland meat.
Ingredients:

3 tbsp olive oil
2 oz pancetta, finely diced
1/2 yellow onion, finely diced
2 lb ground turkey, preferably dark meat
1/2 cup freshly grated Romano cheese
1/4 cup chopped flat-leaf parsley (I leave this part out — it’s mainly for color.)
1/4 cup plain breadcrumbs
1/4 cup chopped sundried tomatoes
2 eggs, lightly beaten
3/4 tsp salt
3/4 tsp pepper

Heat the olive oil in a medium, heavy skillet over medium heat. Add the pancetta and cook for 2 minutes. Add the onion and continue to cook until the pancetta is crisp and the onion is tender, about 4 minutes more. Remove from the heat and let cool.

In a large bowl, combine the pancetta and onion mixture with the remaining meatball ingredients and stir to combine. Form the turkey mixture into balls about 2 inches in diameter, using about 2 tablespoons for each, and place on a foil-lined and greased baking sheet. Giada says to bake them for 20 minutes, but they will be dry if you leave them in for this long. I’d put them in the oven for just 10-12 minutes. Enjoy!

Splurge in Taste, Regurge in Principle: Anniversary Dinner at Degustation

Degustation is the type of restaurant I would never seek out had I not received a generous birthday gift certificate from my aunt. The meal is more about the dining experience, both visual and gustatory, than eating a familiar, comforting dinner. Chairs are placed uncomfortably close together (elbows aren’t the only thing my neighbor and I bumped) in a large U that surrounds the open kitchen. It’s kind of like hibachi for grown-ups. While you won’t have to catch a severed shrimp tail in your gaping mouth or dodge onion volcano flames, you will get to observe chefs searing a fatty wedge of pork belly or carefully plating oxtail cannelloni. The dishes are all needlessly clever, minuscule, and expensive, costing an average of $12 for a fleeting taste. That said, I did enjoy the experience as well as every dish I ordered. Each was unusual and creative; I just wish I had written this post immediately after the meal because it’s difficult to accurately recall the intense combination of flavors.

Here’s what we ordered:

oxtail and potato cannelloni,

poached hamachi (with some sort of potatoes, haricot verts, and salty foam),

pork belly with a fried quail egg, greens, potato chip, and spicy parmesan broth (which Austin would not eat out of deference for a friend whose pet quail’s death has left an indelible scar),

crudo, sea bass marinated in gin and vermouth,

croquetas filled with ham and potato,

tortilla filled with oxtail and potato

I’d say my favorite dishes were the poached hamachi (the fish was cooked perfectly, salty and crisp on the outside and slightly pink on the inside), the tortilla filled with oxtail and potato (something surprising and spicy complimented the meaty interior), and the crudo. I’d recommend trying Degustation once if you have money to burn, but just once. Its frivolity makes it nearly impossible to classify as a weekly neighborhood joint.

Regurge: My Body’s Recent Reaction to Tomatoes, Orange Juice, and Sriracha Sauce.


It finally hit rock bottom last week. My heartburn/acid reflux/agita/problem that no 23-year-old should have (call it what you want — it’s tragic any way you slice it) finally transformed from a tolerable post-tomato chest pain to a steaming cauldron of nighttime burning. Such horrid stomach pain has occurred three times by now, forcing me to reconsider my current “anything goes” diet and eat like a human being with dignity and self-respect. (We’re still not there yet. Artificial butter grease from the microwave popcorn I just enjoyed is fresh and oily on my keyboard.)
I think the foods leading up to Pain Week 2010 are as follows:
1. Spaghetti with homemade tomato sauce and turkey meatballs (which are absolutely delicious and highly recommended. I’ll post the recipe later.) eaten 3 times consecutively
2. Giant bacon cheeseburger at Donovan’s Pub (another subsequent post)
3. White Russians (my drink of choice, take note please) on Saturday night. According to the “foods you should never eat while suffering chronic acid reflux” list, both milk and alcohol are absolute no-nos. Oops. I combined them.
4. An attempted healthy veggie & shrimp stir-fry drizzled with Sriracha sauce
Since I no longer want to be woken up from a deep sleep with a mouth full of bile, I’ve decided to follow the above-mentioned food list. My food posts may reflect this choice, so I am letting it be known that I have not merely grown soft (physically, maybe, but not emotionally). I’m just cutting out certain foods (tomatoes, tear) because my stomach is an evil fun-sucking wench.